I relate to you the best story ever, told to me by Martin, the swede, in Thailand, as I am avoiding studying for finals.
Martin was in the swedish army, as required for a bit, but he became an officer and stuck with it for a while. He enjoyed travelling, they paid well, and hell, why not. He was in a peacekeeping trip to the Balkans, very nice near the coastline, walking around with his fellow army fellows on leave in a small town. He headed down the street, a very tourist-y area, looking for a place to eat. He was stopped outside a small restaurant by an old man. He was shouting words in various languages, and Martin, knowing English, caugh